the new drug: pissy shit fumes!

so what's the drug of choice for high school students these days?

their own fermented shit!

yupp, apparently the drug thats all the rage is a little thing called jenkem. it originated in africa and various other third world countries. theres a gas that, when inhaled, the after effect is that of cocaine, but with much stronger hallucinations.

and what produces this gas?

and....

yea, isnt that just sexy? and we havent even gotten to the good part yet.

jenkem is created by putting urine (piss) and fecal matter (shit) into a bottle or jar, and covering the opeing with, most commonly, a balloon. the pissy shitty mix is then placed into a sunny area for hours or days. the point here is to wait until the lovely combination is fermented. when it ferments, it separates and releases a gas which is capture in the balloon.

yum!

and guess how easy it is to take it?

once you ingest the gas from your fermented shitpiss, the effects take about 10 seconds to hit, and the most severe hallucinations happen within 20 minutes. typically, after the gas is ingested, the person silly enoguh to inhale their own shit passes out, and the hallucinations his before you get the chance to realize what the fuck happened (within seconds). the high has been described as being "out of it" and talking to dead people.

fucken trippy.

the feeling of being "out of it" can last anywhere between several hours or several days. people who have tried the drug have disliked the taste of poo thats left in their mouth after taking the drug, and the poopiness can last for up to a week.

i wouldnt like the taste of shit in my mouth, either....

want to hear some fun slang?

winnie, shit, runners, fruit from crak pipe, lermy jenkems, might, butthash (my favorite), and waste

so now youre educated on butthash. and no, im not going to do an experiment with this one. poo belongs in the toilet, not my mouth.