Saturday, December 22, 2007

haha, another one of the spears clan fucked up!



I can't stand this anymore. now, ya'll know i LOVE britney spears, but what ya'll didn't know is that i LOATHE jamie lynn, whos only SOMEWHAT famous because of her older sister.




and now.... shes pregnant! and she wants to tell it to the world!



you know, REAL 16 year old try to hide the fact that they're preggers. nope, not jamie lynn, she even has a six page spread in OK! magazine. which is most likely the most pages she'll ever recieve in a magazine.


i can't wait to read this article and weep-from laughing my ass off. im sorry to all the jl fans out there... well.... not really.... but i dont think shes a star. at all. youre not a star if youre only on a CHILDRENS show.

oh... and her quote on premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait, but I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

hold on, hold on... wait... WHAT?! why the hell does she think she has ANY right to say premarital sex is bad?! because she's a "celeb"? oh my gosh, honey, you wouldn't be anywhere NEAR where youre at now if it werent for your big sissy. if she DEFINITELY doesn't think you should do it, when what gives her the magical right to do it anyway? did she think she was infertile until her body was ready because shes a godly celebrity? and God loves celebrities SO much, that hes sitting up there thinking, okay, well, she wont get pregnant.

give me a break. and then she says she going to raise her kid in her hometown, so the baby can have a "normal" life. please. the only thing normal about that kids life is taking a shit.

and whats really depressing, is how everyone is "aw, omg, poor jamie lynn, she made a mistake, lets help her out"

if you lived outside of some fantasy land your sister created for you, peoples first view of you is "shes a whore", and your life would be over.

but, nope, i keep forgetting that the spears' dont exactly LIVE in the real world. i, personally, think jamie lynn should get a huge slap to the face. but her community is used to it, "oh, we have 13, 14 year olds running around with kids"

....what....the....fuck.....

that town has REALLY got some issues. they all deserve a slap to the face. and get this: one resident said, "next time, use a condom"

as if to laugh off the pregnancy and say, "we're letting you off, but next time..."

my readers, we are living in one fucked up society. and we're, once again, showing that celebrities are amazing people who dont do anything bad.

until next time....

sources:

http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1578525/20071222/index.jhtml

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_on_en_tv/people_jamie_lynn_spears_2



Thursday, December 6, 2007

I lost my best friend :'(

well,yours truely got into an accident on Friday. a car accident. and now.....well..... the trusty bitch mobile may be.... totaled.....
and what really sucks is that nothing cool happened like, massive engine damage.
no.
the guy just HAD to hit the PERFECT spot to completely SCREW up one of the best cars i could ever possibly own.
want to learn the story?
alright.
so i was heading to school. and running late. which makes me mad. cause if i wasnt running late, i could have avoided it all together. or if i didnt rush and took the time to put my contacts in, also.
anyway. the stop sign thats right by my house is where the accident accured. and old man ran that stop sign. and hit my car.
dirving the minute it took back to my hosue was hell
i pretty much cried the whole time. and then had a panic attack. oh yea
fun times.
so now im out a car, its getting inspected tomorrow.... and i might not have the bitchmobile anymore.
and i deleted the pic i have on my computer, and i dont feel like going through my buttload of images on photobucket, so youll just have to wait. ill post a special blog with all pics of me posing in and around my car, too.
yea, im a model.... lol

something interesting happened!

FINALLY! something neat has happened!!!! andrea and i will be having a photoshoot this saturday! total excitement, right?
we met a photographer who was loking to rebuild their portfolio because his computer crashed and he lost all of his work. so he moved back to sacremento (he lived in la), and posted an ad saying he was looking for models to recreate his portfoilio. its a free gig from both sides, which i dont really care for, because out of the 500 shots we will have taken of us on saturday, we will have about 30 portfoilio quality shots.. which is good. because getting a professional headshot and body shot done is EXPENSIVE!
After i get those pictures I will potst them for all of you to see!
and I'll be making link buttons so you can spread the word!
Another neat thing..... i have a job interview at sears tomorrow at 5!