so until i get this figured out, this little neat section of the hollywood life is dedicated to me finding cheap, homemade beauty remedies, and then becoming the guinea pig.
for starters, i decided to kick it off with an aspirin face mask! yay. i had found a site that told em how to do this, and i decided to try it out tonight and let you guys know how it went.
so, it told me i needed:
a small bowl, 5 aspirin, a spoonful of water.
so my obedient ass went out and got it before i took my bath.
after my bath, i crushed the aspirin. i honestly felt like lindsay lohan, except im not a redhead and my bathroom is much cleaner that the public restroom floor she was using. did i say that? oopsies.
so i crushed up my friend the aspirin, and i didnt feel like it was enough so i got two more. making my grand total 7.
since i had a little bitty plastic spoon that water did not want to stay on, i put 2-3 spoonfuls of water in my little mixture.
once that was done, i rubbed it all up on my face. the feeling was odd. like a really cheap exfoliating mask. oh, wait, thats what it was!
so the little "recipe" says to wait 12 minutes, or until completely dry. i waited 15, and decided that the mess that was coming off my face told me that the grainy aspirin exfoliating mask was dry enough.
so i went to wash it off. and let me say, right after you have little red splotches where the zit(s) was/were getting attacked, and the rest of your face looks paler than usual, but your skin is super soft!
between a few hours to a day, youre face will glow, your skin tone evens out, and those zits will go away. hopefully.
i will post an update tomorrow, and let you know how my face looks after the completed process
my suggestion?
do it. just not before a hot date, unless you plan on fucking up all that extra work you had to do by crushing up more pills than you thought you wouldve had to crush for the day.
but this time, you smeared it on your face, not shot it up through your nasal cavity
good night.
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