its been awhile

but im not dead!

ive jsut been busy being out of town and what not.

and nothing really eventful has gone down in awhile.

but!


i went to youth group for the first time ever tonight. it was great!

im totally excited for next week!

its nice to finally be surrounded by people with the same beliefs as you.

i even got tackled!


until next time, when my adventurous life kicks up again....

santa, and retarded pet owners

so on my way to the mall, i had a good time.

seems as though today was "lets drive like fucken retards!"

almost got into an accident or two. maybe three.

but what really got me is getting on the freeway to go to the mall was this guy in a four door pickup getting on the freeway. what a douche.

for one. he had his dog in the bed of the pickup.

two. the dog had no means of restraint. not even a leash.

three. he was on the goddamn FREEWAY. what insensitive prick would do that to a dog? especially when theres all the storiess of dogs getting seriously injured or killed.

the safest place for a dog is at home. and if you HAVE to take them somewhere. put them in the cab of your truck. dotn want to get your precious truck "dirty"? then put a fucken blanket down.

too many dogs get hurt everyday due to insensitive assholes like this guy.

and santa drives a shitty little minivan and parks like an idiot.

i saw him today. i parked next to him.

that beard is not fake.

goodbye

Dear Chico High Band,
wow. these past few years have been a blast, but i just cant do it anymore. the waking up at 6, having to take showers a night because i dont have enough time to take them in the morning. and the whole, "yea, the entire school gets to sleep in an extra hour, but you guys still have to be there at 7:30" thing is just.... no. two hours of practice? i dont think so. not when youre a brass player with the smallest mouthpiece. fuck that. and the constant freaking out of your head honcho because something that sounds simply amazing to others still isnt "perfect" to him. so you ahve to play the same 3 measure over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over again.
and then, when it sounds good enough....
"oh, lets play it a few more times. muscle memory. practice makes perfection."
im a dancer, anyway. and hopefully, with enough HOME training, a singer.
and what REALLY gets to me? the fact that when it comes time for chair tryouts, a certain biased asshole decides that, "hey, even though my student is a shittier player than another player, im going to have my student be a few chairs higher while the better, more experienced student gets last chair. again."
ive talked to veteran members of your band, and its the same story every year.
don't get me wrong, its been a great three years. but, well. i just cant do it anymore.
thanks for the 10 extra elective credits, it allows me to ahve a free period first period... more sleep!
sincerely,
the pissed off tired of it all musician whos going solo

Alright!

so i finially figured out the linky thingy thing for my page! im still creating blogs adn adding links, findingdifferent things. im hoping that this will cause some organization to my blog.... but, welll.... knowing me. itll be a big mess. but its worth a shot!

any ideas of blog catergories? send me a nice email here. hopefully that link worked....

ah, the wonderous world of makeup

you can never have too much of it.

and guess what i did in my random act of boredom?

ORGANIZED IT!!

yea, it takes three makeup cases to keep it all nice and organized

so....

the foundation was in one box...

the eyeshadow was in the other box...

and the stuff for eyes, lips, and the "equipment" in the last one!

most definitely a happy camper right now.

yes, that is all the makeup i own. well, some of it has disappeared, so technically i have more

i was going to count it all but i changed my mind.

that was my fun adventure to the day.

hope you enjoyed it

the new drug: pissy shit fumes!

so what's the drug of choice for high school students these days?

their own fermented shit!

yupp, apparently the drug thats all the rage is a little thing called jenkem. it originated in africa and various other third world countries. theres a gas that, when inhaled, the after effect is that of cocaine, but with much stronger hallucinations.

and what produces this gas?

and....

yea, isnt that just sexy? and we havent even gotten to the good part yet.

jenkem is created by putting urine (piss) and fecal matter (shit) into a bottle or jar, and covering the opeing with, most commonly, a balloon. the pissy shitty mix is then placed into a sunny area for hours or days. the point here is to wait until the lovely combination is fermented. when it ferments, it separates and releases a gas which is capture in the balloon.

yum!

and guess how easy it is to take it?

once you ingest the gas from your fermented shitpiss, the effects take about 10 seconds to hit, and the most severe hallucinations happen within 20 minutes. typically, after the gas is ingested, the person silly enoguh to inhale their own shit passes out, and the hallucinations his before you get the chance to realize what the fuck happened (within seconds). the high has been described as being "out of it" and talking to dead people.

fucken trippy.

the feeling of being "out of it" can last anywhere between several hours or several days. people who have tried the drug have disliked the taste of poo thats left in their mouth after taking the drug, and the poopiness can last for up to a week.

i wouldnt like the taste of shit in my mouth, either....

want to hear some fun slang?

winnie, shit, runners, fruit from crak pipe, lermy jenkems, might, butthash (my favorite), and waste

so now youre educated on butthash. and no, im not going to do an experiment with this one. poo belongs in the toilet, not my mouth.

billies cheap beauty thingy things, part one

so until i get this figured out, this little neat section of the hollywood life is dedicated to me finding cheap, homemade beauty remedies, and then becoming the guinea pig.

for starters, i decided to kick it off with an aspirin face mask! yay. i had found a site that told em how to do this, and i decided to try it out tonight and let you guys know how it went.

so, it told me i needed:

a small bowl, 5 aspirin, a spoonful of water.

so my obedient ass went out and got it before i took my bath.

after my bath, i crushed the aspirin. i honestly felt like lindsay lohan, except im not a redhead and my bathroom is much cleaner that the public restroom floor she was using. did i say that? oopsies.

so i crushed up my friend the aspirin, and i didnt feel like it was enough so i got two more. making my grand total 7.

since i had a little bitty plastic spoon that water did not want to stay on, i put 2-3 spoonfuls of water in my little mixture.

once that was done, i rubbed it all up on my face. the feeling was odd. like a really cheap exfoliating mask. oh, wait, thats what it was!

so the little "recipe" says to wait 12 minutes, or until completely dry. i waited 15, and decided that the mess that was coming off my face told me that the grainy aspirin exfoliating mask was dry enough.

so i went to wash it off. and let me say, right after you have little red splotches where the zit(s) was/were getting attacked, and the rest of your face looks paler than usual, but your skin is super soft!

between a few hours to a day, youre face will glow, your skin tone evens out, and those zits will go away. hopefully.

i will post an update tomorrow, and let you know how my face looks after the completed process

my suggestion?

do it. just not before a hot date, unless you plan on fucking up all that extra work you had to do by crushing up more pills than you thought you wouldve had to crush for the day.

but this time, you smeared it on your face, not shot it up through your nasal cavity

good night.

the lost of a best friend, maybe two, and a bad practice

ugh, where to begin. today wasnt all that great. arguing with my dad nonstop, getting pissy at family that i never see, a bad guard practice, losing my best friend(s). twirps is coming up in a week, and i have done NOTHING to prepare for it. bleck.

so, really, first thing is that it sucks losing a best friend. this kid is my best guy friend, he even towers over the girls sometime. i can trust him like no other, and i said something that didnt seem like a big deal to me and my other people, but it hurt him. i guess it wasnt what i said, it was how i said it. still, i didnt realize that i had any tone in my voice, i believe i was just stressing because there were 230 kids squeezed into 3 classrooms. and im claustrophobic.

so he told me he needed a "break" from our friendship. and i didnt really understand why until i talked to another friend about the events of friday. and i dont know, the stress and drama of school have just built up and built up, and i did something that im already regretting and i typically dont do: i gave up.

hopefully this will all blow over. but if not....

buddy, and you know who you are. youre an amazing person. youve been there for me through a lot, and through each other weve learned more than we could possibly learn about people and society's affects on them. you give one hell of a comedic act, and i know youre not a fake friend that im sure is sneaking around somewhere. i dont want to lose my best friend, and im not tired of hearing, "i want a break". im tired of hurting you constantly, either with what i say or what i do. i sure as hell could use a friend like you, but from the looks of it i dont think that will happen...so im sorry for what ive put you through. im hoping that this is just a silly little riff and we'll soon realize our childish mistakes and come out of it with a relationship that was stronger than ever before.

winterguard. ah, yes. tonight was an off night. if you didnt hear, i was in a car accident this past thursday and luckily walked away from it with bruises and a minor concussion. i wasnt allowed to do anything that could hurt my head for a week, but since my dad felt that i did an okay job at fridays football game, i could spin tonight. so, after not practicing for like, a week (lesson plans on top of the accident and kicking off winter exhibitions), tonight was off for awhile. i got stressed because i hate messing up, and i snapped at a few people because well, i dont feel like getting into it. lets just say that i obviously knew i was messing up and didnt need people telling me.

so i have a feeling this next week will be a stressful one. so if i get angry towards anyone, its just my fucked up mind issues and all should be well soon. i should figure out my "cycles" (im slightly bipolar) and forewarn all the people closest to me when a little "bout" of mine will occur.

i should also get my stupid period figured out, too. that may help.

im done venting. im going to go take a warm bath and work on my fucked up nasty pedicure and my disgustingly dry and white legs.

great, i just spilled cup noodle broth on myself.

thought this was blog worthy...

I decided that its time to add a little more variety to this little place where i can just go crazy on any subject i talk about.

so im putting little splashes of adult humor on this little shindig!

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