50 beautiful things to do with vaseline

i love vaseline, its my new favorite beauty product. and i have some tips that all you beauty concious women like me can use!
vaseline is cheap and is better than just about any beauty item i own!

1. Put a coat on your eyelashes before you go to bed. Lots of people swear by this - and say it will make your lashes grow longer and thicker over time.
2. Put a coat of vaseline on your feet at night, cover them with socks and wake up to softer feet - every day!
3. Put vaseline on your elbows every day - they will stay soft!
4. Put Vaseline on your cuticles several times a day for softer and better looking cuticles every day.
5. Put Vaseline on chapped lips
6. Use Vaseline as lip gloss
7. Mix a little vaseline with a little Kool-Aid powder and make a colored and flavored lip gloss!
8. Melt vaseline and one chocolate chip in the microwave, mix and let resolidify for chocolate lip gloss!
9. Maintains perfume scent longer when applied at perfume points before spritzing the perfume.
10. Can be used as a moisturizer for acne sufferers (it is a misconception that it clogs pores)
11. Moisturizes severe dry skin
12. Use Vaseline on your knees to prevent that dry, ashy look
13. Mix with sea salts to make a scrub!
14. Applying Vaseline on your teeth prevents lips from sticking to teeth for celebrities and contestants in beauty pageants who smile a lot
15. Applied on teeth before applying lipstick prevents lipstick from sticking on them
16. Massage, baby!
17. Warmed up can be used as a night cream
18. Makeup remover
19. Protects skin exposed to adverse weather
20. Applied under eye shadow it can create a shiny effect
21. Applied on cheeks for a dewy look
22. Can be used to smooth and soothe skin after shaving
23. Used in manicures under cuticles
24. Gets rid of dry skin lines which can arise from washing
25. Lubricates ear lobes and helps to make earring insertion easy and painless
26. Keeps fingernails pliable and resilient
27. Use with your lipstick to create a cream blusher for your cheeks
28. Helps to ease off stuck on rings
29. Tames unruly eyebrows
30. Defines eyelashes and leaves them with a glossy and waterproof look
31. Conditions scalp pre-shampooing
32. Can help prevent chaffing
33. Aids with healing after cosmetic surgery procedures
34. Reduces scaling and itching associated with dandruff
35. Theraputic when applied to lesions caused by poison ivy
36. Can help improve condition of those with atopic eczema
37. Helps heal and protect new tattoos
38. Can protect against harmful hair dyeing, perming and straightening chemicals when used as a mask around the hairline
39. Use a tiny dab to put a quick shine on your shoes and bags
40. Smear a tiny bit on your hands and scrunch through your hair for a choppy look
41. Use just a touch on the ends of your hair to hide dry and split ends
42. Remove makeup stains from clothing
43. Rub Vaseline on the neck of your nail polish bottles and they won’t get stuck to the caps
44. Make your week old nail polish look new again - rub a small dab over the polish.
45. Use a touch of Vaseline mixed with powder eyeshadow pigment to make new colors, or a more solid eyeshadow that won’t get all over your face when you put it on.
46. Stretch your favorite lotion by mixing it with Vaseline.
47. Put Vaseline on your lips, leave it a few minutes, then scrub your lips with a toothbrush to exfoliate and leave them SO smooth
48. Remove false eyelash glue from your lash line
49. Apply a small amount on dry spots on your body before fake tanning lotions are applied, and prevent uneven tanning!
50. Generously apply Vaseline all over before taking flights to combat associated dryness

JIGGUH WHAT?! DUMBLEDORES GAY?!?!

earlier this week, j.k rowling, the author of the beloved magical series "harry potter", told fans at a book signing that she believes that if dumbledore was an actual human being (no, hes not real, im sorry to break it to you guys), then he would be.....

homosexual!


now that rowling has helped dumbledore come out of the closet, its cause a heated debate. a lot of people think its a good thing that such a lovable character from such a popular book is gay, because it teaches children to be "tolerant". others who are homophobes think its a bad idea for obvious reasons.




i say its stupid. very very stupid.

i mean, hes a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! yea, some fictional characters ARE gay, but the authors at least make it known. rowling COULDVE potrayed him to be more flamboyant, but no.

and how do you explain homosexuality to a young child? between the birds and the bees and how magic isnt real?


i think its silly. im going to go on believing that my favortie dumbly is a straight man.


to be honest, i think now that the series of hp is over, shes only doing it for more fame.... i love rowling to death, but i dont know. shes famous enough, she doesnt need to get any more fame. i dont want to see her get ruined like *other* celebs.

"Blackout" - Britney Spears

Ah, yes, britneys popped out an album like it was her third child. her first in 4 years. and i believe its her best. its more club music than her typical "oh my god im so innocent" crap she used to put out. i think she's finally come to terms with the fact that shes grown up. you know how parents get about their youngest? they have a hard time accepting the fact that they arent little anymore? well, i think spears is the same way, except in some mind incest form. shes the child and the mommy. weird, yes, i know.

dont get me wrong, im head over heels in love with M(r)s. spearsalexanderferderline, and i absolutely ADORE this album, which is why im blogging about it, starting with track one (gimme more) to track 12 (why should i be sad). so, lets get started on tearing apart spears'the commando going, club hopping, bald artist's most anticipated album?

Gimme More

this song.... EVERYBODY knows THIS song! who cant resist spears saying "more" in different random voice changers? i would LOVE to be her, just so i can prove to everyone im not fake ALL the time.

okay, we all know im just kidding. words can't really describe this song. what i thought i loved about it was the fact that shes kinda showing that she accepts being in the spotlight, which is bitchen. but then i discovered her next song....

Piece Of Me

Hah, new favorite song right here! i can REALLY relate to this song. a lot. new myspace song right here. just take a sneaky peek at the lyrics:

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

There still gon' be pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece of me...

I’m Miss bad media karma

Another day another drama

Guess I can’t see no harm

In working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm

I’m still an exceptionAnd you want a piece of me

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’

Tryin’ and pissin’ me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who’s flippin’ me off

Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc

And end up settlin’ in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for strippin’ on the streets’

When getting the groceries, no, for real..Are you kidding me?

No wonder this panic in the industry I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Philippines

There still gon' be pictures of my derrière in the magazine

You want a piece of me?

You want a piece, piece of me...

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. she’s too big now she’s too thin

(You want a piece of me)

Oh yeah

You want a piece of me

hah. i just adore these lyrics. shes finally putting her foot down and pretty much telling people to fuck off in her pop star way. britney, honey, you are far from innocent little popstar, although these lyrics are a step nin the right direction. the lyrics that stand out the most to me are the chorus. almost every girl feels this way at some point in her life. which is great.

and least we can be reassured that britney is still a role model to young girls, and shes still using her music as a way to connect. to be honest im thinking now shes aiming to those 12 year old skanks and teenagers.

Radar

hah. so im embedding this stream of the album on my myspace. i can absolutely relate to just about every song on this album, this one expecially. the beginning lyrics really stand out to me. gosh im such a silly little girl. this song is a very different beat. more upbeat uh.... beat. i guess. and yea. pretty much the songs to listen to are gimme more (which im sure youve heard by now), piece of me, and radar. lets continue our journey!

Break The Ice

alright, so im going to be making the song reviews shorter, im running out of time. i hate to admit it, this song isnt really my favorite, but the way britney sings her lyrics and the beat make me happy inside. Shes finally become a damn talented artist.

Heaven On Earth

AHHHHHH! BRITNEY FINALLY MADE A "TECHNO"-TRANCE (mostly trance) SONG!!!!!! YES!!!!

alright, so this songs cute. im in love with the beat. im not sure if i like the way her voice sounds. maybe itll grow on me. im not liking to voice overs. but, this is the bisexualness coming out, when shes whispers, its hott. like, really really hott. id go lesbian for her. just so she can whisper sweet nothings into my ear late at night.

Get Naked (I Got a Plan)

so i dont like this song. at all. the beginning guy sounds like hes de dah de. and im not a fan of the beat. it sounds liek a frankenstein mix of sexy back and gimme more. okay, im through with this song. ew. yuck. so i started liking the middle of the song. thats about it..... NEXT

Freakshow

so this song instilled some faith back into my little bitty brain. but not much. i like her voice in the song. and the beat. i love just about every beat in this damn album, seriously. but, heym maybe this next song will make me love the album again....

Toy Soldier

yea, my hopefulness was right. i adore this song. another must listen song. im not really sure how to explain this song. i just like it. it makes me happy to know i like britney spears. i love how these went to a ful page to a paragraph to a couple lines.

Hot Like Ice

i like this song. it seriously makes me want to dance like a maniac. crazily. even though her voice is a little bitty anoying. which is why it makes me want to dance like a complete idiot. man im getting tired of this.

Ooh Ooh Baby

i love this song. a lo. it reminds me of a rihanna song, or a song from the 70s. not sure what ones... but im pretty sure i love all three of these song conflicts!!!!

Perfect Lover

two words: love it! its perfect if youre in one of those lusty relationships. totally. yea okay. one more song. and then i can go to bed.

Why Should I Be Sad

dont like it. at all. dont even want to write about it. my least favorite song.

Bottom line: great album, songs to download: Gimme More, Piece of Me, Radar, Toy Soldier. even though i was skeptical at first, im a firm believer in her.

im off to watch chris crocker cry about britney spears.

Pissing Glitter

Yea, here's the first post. hooray. Ill post more later....