haha, another one of the spears clan fucked up!

I can't stand this anymore. now, ya'll know i LOVE britney spears, but what ya'll didn't know is that i LOATHE jamie lynn, whos only SOMEWHAT famous because of her older sister.

and now.... shes pregnant! and she wants to tell it to the world!

you know, REAL 16 year old try to hide the fact that they're preggers. nope, not jamie lynn, she even has a six page spread in OK! magazine. which is most likely the most pages she'll ever recieve in a magazine.

i can't wait to read this article and weep-from laughing my ass off. im sorry to all the jl fans out there... well.... not really.... but i dont think shes a star. at all. youre not a star if youre only on a CHILDRENS show.

oh... and her quote on premarital sex?

"I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait, but I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

hold on, hold on... wait... WHAT?! why the hell does she think she has ANY right to say premarital sex is bad?! because she's a "celeb"? oh my gosh, honey, you wouldn't be anywhere NEAR where youre at now if it werent for your big sissy. if she DEFINITELY doesn't think you should do it, when what gives her the magical right to do it anyway? did she think she was infertile until her body was ready because shes a godly celebrity? and God loves celebrities SO much, that hes sitting up there thinking, okay, well, she wont get pregnant.

give me a break. and then she says she going to raise her kid in her hometown, so the baby can have a "normal" life. please. the only thing normal about that kids life is taking a shit.

and whats really depressing, is how everyone is "aw, omg, poor jamie lynn, she made a mistake, lets help her out"

if you lived outside of some fantasy land your sister created for you, peoples first view of you is "shes a whore", and your life would be over.

but, nope, i keep forgetting that the spears' dont exactly LIVE in the real world. i, personally, think jamie lynn should get a huge slap to the face. but her community is used to it, "oh, we have 13, 14 year olds running around with kids"

....what....the....fuck.....

that town has REALLY got some issues. they all deserve a slap to the face. and get this: one resident said, "next time, use a condom"

as if to laugh off the pregnancy and say, "we're letting you off, but next time..."

my readers, we are living in one fucked up society. and we're, once again, showing that celebrities are amazing people who dont do anything bad.

until next time....

sources:

http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/1578525/20071222/index.jhtml

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/ap_on_en_tv/people_jamie_lynn_spears_2